Superfluous Rants

Happy 12th birthday Google. I still remember using you for the first time in English class back in 1999. You  have remained my search engine of choice and the homepage of my browser(s) since then. Of course, you  have grown a lot in the mean time. Along with your instantaneous refined search results, you provide me with the best free email service out there and the fastest browsing experience. Thanks to your extensively detailed maps, I am never lost and I can’t wait to own a device running on the fastest growing mobile operating system, developed by you. Thus at this time of celebration and appreciation, I lift my imaginary glass of bubbles for you…GOOGLE; all the while anticipating the distant future where you will reign this good planet of ours.